I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the day after is always just damage control
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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