So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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