Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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