I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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