just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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