She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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