I love black thongs
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
