So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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