Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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