On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Randomize
