super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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