my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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