I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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