and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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