Having a random hookup so left but love u
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I wear drunk well.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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