I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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