why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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