I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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