i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
bring money and cleavage
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize
