it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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