This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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