Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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