Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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