Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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