My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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