NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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