He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I showed him my bush... on skype.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
