Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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