Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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