Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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