I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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