Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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