I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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