If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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