I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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