I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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