The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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