Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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