You really coming over, don't trick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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