MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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