Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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