i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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