Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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