found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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