Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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