batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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