dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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