Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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