He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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