you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
